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"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will."
~ Vincent T. Lombardi

"The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand."
~ Vince Lombardi

"Winning is not everything, but making the effort to win is."
~ Vince Lombardi (NFL Coach)

"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."
~ Michael Jordan

"I don't care what people think. people are stupid."
~ Charles Barkley

"It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself."
~ Muhammad Ali

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.
~ John Wooden

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.
~ Lance Armstrong

“I'm not concerned with your liking or disliking me... All I ask is that you respect me as a human being.”
~ Jackie Robinson

“Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you.”
~ Frank Barron

“Men are respectable only as they respect”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing.”
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others.”
~ Rene G. Torres

“Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues.”
~ Cary Grant

“We must build a new world, a far better world - one in which the eternal dignity of man is respected.”
~ Harry S. Truman

“Respect a man, he will do the more.”
~ James Howell

“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”
~ Albert Einstein

“My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
~ Anonymous

“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
~ Matt Barry

“Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says 'You're only interested in one thing, & you can't remember what it is.”
~ Milton Berle

“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.”
~ Mae West

“The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.”
~ Joan Fontaine

“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.”
~ Rod Stewart

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“When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.”
~ Anonymous

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.”
~ Anonymous

“Money it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.”
~ James Arthur Baldwin

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
~ Brendan Behan

“I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.”
~ Hedy Lemarr

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
~ John Updike

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
~ Steve Martin

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“There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.”
~ Alexander Woollcott

"The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything."
~ Theodore Roosevelt

"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr

"The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away."
~ Charles Schwab

"At least three times every day, take a moment and ask yourself what is really important. Have the wisdom and the courage to build your life around your answer."
~ Lee Jampolsky

“Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.”
~ John Ruskin

“Imagination is more important than knowledge…”
~ Albert Einstein

“In times of universal deceit, truth-telling becomes a revolutionary act.”
~ George Orwell

"The greatest wealth is to live content with little."
~ Plato

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
~ Confucius

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
~ Henry Ford

"“Rule a kingdom as though you were cooking a small fish - don't overdo it”
~Lau Tzu (Founder of Taoism)

“I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking”
~Katherine Cebrian


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Anthony Robbins - American self-help writer and professional speaker

Books Authored
- Unlimited Power : The New Science Of Personal Achievement
- Awaken the Giant Within : How to Take Immediate Control of Your Mental, Emotional, Physical and Financial Destiny!
- Giant Steps
- Notes from a Friend: A Quick and Simple Guide to Taking Control of Your Life
- Inner Strength: Harnessing the Power of Your Six Primal Needs

Anthony Robbins Quotes
"To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece. I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach, who walk their talk."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"Any time you sincerely want to make a change, the first thing you must do is to raise your standards. When people ask me what really changed my life eight years ago, I tell them that absolutely the most important thin was changing what I demanded of myself. I wrote down all the things I would no longer accept in my life, all the things I would no longer tolerate, and all the things that I aspired to becoming."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"You clearly decide what it is that you're absolutely committed to achieving, 1. You're willing to take massive action, 2. You notice what's working or not, and 3. You continue to change your approach until you achieve what you want, using whatever life gives you along the way."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"We will act consistently with our view of who we truly are, whether that view is accurate or not."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"If you can't, you must. If you must, you can."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"Your life changes the moment you make a new, congruent, and committed decision."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Goals are a means to an end, not the ultimate purpose of our lives. They are simply a tool to concentrate our focus and move us in a direction. The only reason we really pursue goals is to cause ourselves to expand and grow. Achieving goals by themselves will never make us happy in the long term; it's who you become, as you overcome the obstacles necessary to achieve your goals, that can give you the deepest and most long-lasting sense of fulfillment."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"The most important thing you can do to achieve your goals is to make sure that as soon as you set them, you immediately begin to create momentum. The most important rules that I ever adopted to help me in achieving my goals were those I learned from a very successful man who taught me to first write down the goal, and then to never leave the site of setting a goal without firs taking some form of positive action toward its attainment."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"It's not what's happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine your ultimate destiny."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"More than anything else, I believe it's our decisions, not the conditions of our lives, that determine our destiny."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"You are now at a crossroads. This is your opportunity to make the most important decision you will ever make. Forget your past. Who are you now? Who have you decided you really are now? Don't think about who you have been. Who are you now? Who have you decided to become? Make this decision consciously. Make it carefully. Make it powerfully."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"All personal breakthroughs being with a change in beliefs. So how do we change? The most effective way is to get your brain to associate massive pain to the old belief. You must feel deep in your gut that not only has this belief cost you pain in the past, but it's costing you in the present and, ultimately, can only bring you pain in the future. Then you must associate tremendous pleasure to the idea of adopting a new, empowering belief."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"I believe life is constantly testing us for our level of commitment, and life's greatest rewards are reserved for those who demonstrate a never-ending commitment to act until they achieve. This level of resolve can move mountains, but it must be constant and consistent. As simplistic as this may sound, it is still the common denominator separating those who live their dreams from those who live in regret."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus; we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"We are the only beings on the planet who lead such rich internal lives that it's not the events that matter most to us, but rather, it's how we interpret those events that will determine how we think about ourselves and how we will act in the future."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"You see, it's never the environment; it's never the events of our lives, but the meaning we attach to the events -- how we interpret them -- that shapes who we are today and who we'll become tomorrow."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"It's not the events of our lives that shape us, but our beliefs as to what those events mean."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy. Human beings have the awesome ability to take any experience of their lives and create a meaning that disempowers them or one that can literally save their lives."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"I've continued to recognize the power individuals have to change virtually anything and everything in their lives in an instant. I've learned that the resources we need to turn our dreams into reality are within us, merely waiting for the day when we decide to wake up and claim our birthright."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Put yourself in a state of mind where you say to yourself, 'Here is an opportunity for you to celebrate like never before, my own power, my own ability to get myself to do whatever is necessary."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Success in life is the result of good judgment. Good judgment is usually the result of experience. Experience is usually the result of bad judgment."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Action is the foundational key to all success."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustrations were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"It's not what's happening to you now or what has happened in your past that determines who you become. Rather, it's your decisions about what to focus on, what things mean to you, and what you're going to do about them that will determine your ultimate destiny."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"The path to success is to take massive, determined action."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"It is not what we get. But who we become, what we contribute... that gives meaning to our lives."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"Most people have no idea of the giant capacity we can immediately command when we focus all of our resources on mastering a single area of our lives."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"Once you have mastered time, you will understand how true it is that most people overestimate what they can accomplish in a year - and underestimate what they can achieve in a decade!"
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"The path to success is to take massive, determined action."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

"I believe life is constantly testing us for our level of commitment, and life's greatest rewards are reserved for those who demonstrate a never-ending commitment to act until they achieve. This level of resolve can move mountains, but it must be constant and consistent. As simplistic as this may sound, it is still the common denominator separating those who live their dreams from those who live in regret."
~ Anthony Robbins (American self-help writer & professional speaker)

"I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy."
~ Anthony Robbins (Author, Public Speaker)

“If you want to be successful, find someone who has achieved the results you want and copy what they do and you'll achieve the same results”.
~ Anthony Robbins

"Issue a blanket pardon. Forgive everyone who has ever hurt you in any way. Forgiveness is a perfectly selfish act. It sets you free from the past."
~ Brian Tracy (Self-help author and international speaker)

"Gandhi was right: if we all live by 'an eye for an eye' the whole world will be blind. The only way out is forgiveness."
~ Sidney and Suzanne Simon (Authors of Forgiveness: How To Make Peace With Your Past And Get On With Your Life)

"Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives."
~ Lawana Blackwell

"Life is an adventure in forgiveness."
~ Norman Cousins

"Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself."
~ Ausonius

"How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself."
~ Publilius Syrus

"Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire, which transcends everything."
~Napoleon Hill (Author, Think and Grow Rich)

"Desire is the very essence of man."
~ Benedict de Spinoza

"You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world."
~ Sheila Graham

"It's not who jumps the highest - it's who wants it the most."
~ Buck Williams

"There are two tragedies in life. One is not get your heart's desire. The other is to get it."
~ George Bernard Shaw

"I'm very determined and stubborn. There's a desire in me that makes me want to do more and more, and to do it right. Each one of us has a fire in our heart for something. It's our goal in life to find it and to keep it."
~ Mary Lou Retton

“If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.”
~ Brendan Francis

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1901) - American essayist, philosopher, poet

Major Contributions and Awards
- America's best known and best loved 19th century figures
- leader of the Transcendentalist movement in the early nineteenth century.

Emerson Quotes
"When Nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When a happy person comes into the room, it is as if another candle has been lit."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"For the resolute and determined there is time and opportunity."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Nothing can bring you piece but yourself"
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A little praise - goes a great ways."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing but rising up every time we fall."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Men are respectable only as they respect”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Money often costs too much.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) - German-born theoretical physicist

Background
- Born at Ulm, in Württemberg, Germany, on March 14, 1879
- Began schooling at the Luitpold Gymnasium
- Entered the Swiss Federal Polytechnic School in Zurich 1896 to be trained as a teacher in physics and mathematics
- Accepted a position as technical assistant in the Swiss Patent Office in 1901

Major Contributions and Awards
- Special and General Theories of Relativity
- Won the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1921 for the discovery of the photoelectric effect
- Time magazine's "Person of the Century" in 1999

Einstein Quotes
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
~ Albert Einstein

"I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn."
~ Albert Einstein

"Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death."
~ Albert Einstein

"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."
~ Albert Einstein


“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”
~ Albert Einstein

"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
~ Albert Einstein

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~ Albert Einstein

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
~ Albert Einstein 


"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?"
~ Albert Einstein 

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
~ Albert Einstein 

"Memory is deceptive because it is coloured by today's events."
~ Albert Einstein 

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."
~ Albert Einstein 


"There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle."
~ Albert Einstein 

 "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." 
~ Albert Einstein 


"A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwelltoo much on the future." 
~ Albert Einstein 

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity"
~ Albert Einstein 

"The most precious things in life are not those you get for money."
~ Albert Einstein 

William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) English poet and playwright

Major Contributions and Awards
- Widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's preeminent dramatist
- 38 plays, 154 sonnets, two long narrative poems, and several other poems
- His plays remain highly popular even today and are constantly performed and reinterpreted in diverse cultural and political contexts throughout the world

Tragedies
Romeo and Juliet
Coriolanus
Titus Andronicus
Timon of Athens
Julius Caesar
Macbeth
Hamlet
Troilus and Cressida
King Lear
Othello
Antony and Cleopatra
Cymbeline

Comedies
All's Well That Ends Well
As You Like It
The Comedy of Errors
Love's Labour's Lost
Measure for Measure
The Merchant of Venice
The Merry Wives of Windsor
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Much Ado About Nothing
Pericles, Prince of Tyre
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
Twelfth Night, or What You Will
The Two Gentlemen of Verona
The Two Noble Kinsmen
The Winter's Tale

Shakespeare Quotes
"I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'."
~ William Shakespeare (Famous Writer)

"In time we hate that which we often fear."
~ William Shakespeare

"We know what we are, but not what we may be."
~ William Shakespeare

"Strong reasons make strong actions."
~ William Shakespeare

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."
~ William Shakespeare

"In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility."
~ William Shakespeare

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind."
~ William Shakespeare

"Strong reasons make strong actions."
~ William Shakespeare

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none."
~ William Shakespeare ("All's Well That Ends Well", Act 1 Scene 1)

"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?"
~ William Shakespeare ("Romeo and Juliet", Act 2 scene 2)

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
~ William Shakespeare ("Romeo and Juliet", Act 2 scene 2)

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
~ William Shakespeare (A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 3 scene 2)

"We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden."
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
~ Mahatma Gandhi (Indian political and spiritual leader)

"Ask yourself the easy questions and you'll have a hard life, ask yourself the hard questions and you'll have an easier life!"
~ Peter Thomson (U.K. strategist on business and personal growth)

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment"
~ Jim Rohn

""A mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions."
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"Dating is pressure and tension.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it."
~ Jerry Seinfeld

"Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"I have no self-confidence. When girls say yes, I tell them to think it over."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed."
~ Dave Attell

"I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity."
~ Gracie Hart

"Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion."
~ Lorna Adler

"I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again."
~ Susan Healy

"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."
~ Monica Piper

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- "Wanna fuck?"
- "Looks like you talked me into it, you sweet-talking bastard"
~ An Australian Joke

"I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural and wholesome thing that money can buy."
~ Steve Martin

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
~ John Updike

"My wife and i have Olympic sex. Once every four years."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car. She wanted me to drive."
~ Rodney Dangerfield

"I remember the first time i had sex because i kept the receipt."
~ Bill Brandis

"Men are like firemen. To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter wht we're doing, we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."
~ Jerry Seinfeld

"The three words you don't wanna hear, while you're making love are, 'Honey, I'm home.'"
~ Ken Hammond

"You know the look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
~ Drew Carey

"What do i know about sex? I'm a married man."
~ Tom Clancy

"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes 380SL convertible."
~ P.J. O' Rourke

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects."
~ Les Dawson

"My boyfriend used to say, 'I read Playboy for the articles.' Right, and i go to shopping malls for the music."
~ Rita Rudner

"Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right."
~Woody Allen

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
~ Woody Allen

“I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.”
~ Scott Roeben

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"The sweetest of all sounds is praise."
~ Xenophon

"A little praise - goes a great ways."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement."
~ Charles Schwab

"Find the good - and praise it."
~ Alex Haley

"Gratitude is the sign of noble souls."
~ Aesop

"Be thankful for small mercies."
~ James Joyce

"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you,' that would suffice."
~ Meister Eckhart

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
~ Jerry Seinfeld (Famous Actor,Comedian)

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
~ Anthony Burgess

"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
~ Ambrose Bierce

"I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either."
~ Jack Benny

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."
~ Robert Francis Kennedy

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
~ Zig Ziglar

"Most great people have attained their greatest success just one step beyond their greatest failure."
~ Napoleon Hill (Author, Think and Grow Rich)

"The world has the habit of making room for the man whose words and actions show that he knows where he is going."
~Napoleon Hill (Author, Think and Grow Rich)

"Your greatest asset is your earning ability. Your greatest resource is your time."
~ Brian Tracy (Self-help author and international speaker)

"You can never earn in the outside world more than you earn in your own mind."
~ Brian Tracy (Self-help author and international speaker)

"In a time of crisis we all have the potential to morph up to a new level and do things we never thought possible."
~ Stuart Wilde (Author, consciousness researcher)

"Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new."
~ Brian Tracy (Motivational speaker and self-help author)

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson (Philosopher, essayist, poet and lecturer)

"There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher."
~ Henry Van Dyke

"You may be out, but never give up."
~ Mary Crowley

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of determined derelicts. Persistence, determination and hard work make the difference."
~ Calvin Coolidge (30th president of the United States)

"Endurance is the crowning quality."
~ James Russell Lowell (Poet, editor, essayist and diplomat)

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."
~ Salvador Dalí (Spanish painter)

"Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly."
~ Stephen Covey (Personal development author and speaker)

"Strong reasons make strong actions."
~ William Shakespeare

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”
~ Sir Winston Churchill

"Your life is in your hands, to make of it what you choose."
~ John Kehoe

"Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain (Author)

"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible."
~ Arthur C. Clarke

"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."
~ Wayne Dyer (Self-development author and speaker)

"The future depends on what we do in the present."
~ Mahatma Gandhi

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
~ Albert Einstein

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
~ Charles M. Schulz (Cartoonist)

“Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”
~ Drew Barrymore (Actress)

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
~ Albert Einstein

"There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there."
~ Colonel Sanders

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
~ Homer Simpson