Free Famous Quotes about Love, Dating and Happiness

Funny Quotes

by Wenbin Nah | Saturday, August 23, 2008 in |

Funny Quotes

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
~ Jerry Seinfeld (Famous Actor,Comedian)

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
~ Anthony Burgess

"Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to."
~ Ambrose Bierce

"I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either."
~ Jack Benny

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman