“My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
~ Matt Barry
“Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says 'You're only interested in one thing, & you can't remember what it is.”
~ Milton Berle
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.”
~ Mae West
“The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.”
~ Joan Fontaine
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.”
~ Rod Stewart
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