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Funny Quotes about Sex and Money

by Wenbin Nah | Sunday, May 02, 2010 in , |

Funny Quotes about Sex and Money

“When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.”
~ Anonymous

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.”
~ Anonymous

“Money it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.”
~ James Arthur Baldwin

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
~ Brendan Behan

“I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.”
~ Hedy Lemarr

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
~ John Updike

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.”
~ Steve Martin

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