Quotes about Beer
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
~ Plato
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
~ Homer J Simpson
“The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.”
~ Homer J Simpson
“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”
~ Homer J Simpson
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
~ Homer J Simpson
"Sometimes, when i reflect back on all the beer i drink, i feel ashamed - then i look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If i didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then i say to myself, 'If is better that i drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver'."
~ Jack Hande (From the book "Deep Thought")
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"
~ Stephen Wright
"I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer."
~ Ernest Hemingway
"But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, nor ever once from the church to stray."~ William Blake
"Beer is proof that God lives us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.”
~ Frank Sinatra
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
~ Dave Barry
“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.”
~ Dave Berry
